“Alright guys, I want to get out there and vote tomorrow. And not because it’s cool, because it’s not. You know what is cool? Smoking. Smoke while you vote.” ~Jon Stewart

“The public health authorities never mention the main reason many Americans have for smoking heavily, which is that smoking is a fairly sure, fairly honorable form of suicide.” ~Kurt Vonnegut

“I have been a servant of Love for barely a twelve-month clear,
But I have been a Priest of Partagas a matter of seven year;
Open the old cigar box – let me consider anew -
Old friends, and who is Maggie that I should abandon you?
A million surplus Maggies are willing to bear the yoke;
And a woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.”
~Rudyard Kipling, “The Betrothed”

“There are some circles in America where it seems to be more socially acceptable to carry a hand-gun than a packet of cigarettes.” ~Katharine Whitehorn

“Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs.” ~William Shakespeare

“If a bar owner doesn’t want smoking in his establishment, that’s completely up to them. There are a lot of non smoking bars out there, and they do very well, but I just think it should be an individual choice.” ~Amy Martin

“Smoke your pipe and be silent; there’s only wind and smoke in the world.” ~Irish Proverb