“Good food, good sex, good digestion, good sleep: to these basic animal pleasures, man has added nothing but the good cigarette.” ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic’s Notebook, 1966
“Come in here, dear boy, have a cigar.” ~Roger Waters
“There are a lot of people who a cigarette is about the only vacation they have.” ~Trey Parker, “Butt Out” [commentary]
“Thank heaven, I have given up smoking again!… God! I feel fit. Homicidal, but fit. A different man. Irritable, moody, depressed, rude, nervy, perhaps; but the lungs are fine.” ~A P Herbert
“As you approach thirty, you have a thirty ring gauge; as you approach fifty, you have a fifty ring gauge.” ~Cuban saying
“A nonsmoker is forced to find food, but for a smoker breakfast can be a cigarette and a cup of bad coffee.” ~Brock Fiant
“You should hurry up and acquire the cigar habit. It’s one of the major happinesses. And so much more lasting than love, so much less costly in emotional wear and tear.” ~Aldous Huxley
