"Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle."
"The end of a good smoke is a little saddening. In some regard, it’s a bit like losing a best friend who had time to sit and listen."
"I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter."
"Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man’s enjoyment of his cigar."
"It is now proved beyond doubt that smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics."
"But when I don’t smoke I scarcely feel as if I’m living. I don’t feel as if I’m living unless I’m killing myself."
"The old pipe gives the sweetest smoke."
"I am sure there are many things better than a good cigar, but right now, I can’t think of what they might be."
"Allah made tobacco grow to put a smile on the faces of men."
"I never smoked a cigarette until I was nine."
